while there, my dad asked me to come downstairs because he had something he needed to show me.
in the freezer.
yes, they lock their freezer door.
no, there are no dead bodies in there.
promise.
welllll, on second thought.
maybe we do store bodies.
or at least heads.
the big reveal.
umm...gross...i know.
you may have thought that this freezer was specific to holding hunted game but oh no, upon further inspection you can see that this is the overflow freezer.
yes, those are weight watchers icecream bars [sooo good], smart ones and pet vanilla icecream.
dad just stores deer heads in there when apparently the taxidermist has had surgery and he doesn't want it to spoil [gross again, i know] before getting the antlers or the head mounted.
i'd say that hunter is pretty excited.
wouldn't you?
and no, my mom still has not gotten used to these kinds of things.
even after 28 years.
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS POST. SERIOUSLY. OH. MY. WORD. YOUR MOM IS A SAINT. OH MY. WORD. TELL YOUR DAD TO AT LEAST PUT IT IN A BAG. OH. MY. WORD. THIS IS IN ALL CAPS FOR A REASON. OH. MY. WORD. I ALMOST STARTED CRYING WHEN I SAW THAT HEAD. OH. MY. WORD. OH. MY. WORD.
ReplyDeleteHa! Ha! That is a hoot, I have to say I am a little shocked seeing the food in there but I can't really say anything. In my basement we have a deer skeleton soaking in clorox to get all the skin off of it.
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PS I LOVE THE KEYCHAINS!! FMIL will have $20 for you. Thank you so much! They look great!!
HA HA HA! I can't figure out what's funnier...this post, the pictures or FMIL's response!
ReplyDeleteReally all I can think of is, what if you didn't know the deer head was in there and ya wanted some ice cream....BAM! Surprise!
too funny!
This is so funny. And by the way... i Only eat FRESH food... nothing from freezers in Shoals. Im 'lergic... Just found out about...hmmm 2 mins ago! Remind your mom of that....the next time we're over there cooking bacon...especially since the freezer if full of breakfast type items. Makes me nervous!
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